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What a young man you want to cut down trees?
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By:
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gkdfk39
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Mood:
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Choke
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03/11/2010 22:25:38
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None
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What a young man you want to cut down trees?
The college, once we went to an metallographic microscope old professor guest house, when being young and full of pride and unlimited talk, as if this world of things omnipotent. He has been smiling, listening to the old, not to participate in our various topics.
To be all warm and off, the old professor proposed to lcd digital microscope be a test, we suddenly had come mood. Old professor asked: "If you go to the mountains cutting trees, just before two trees, a thick, another smaller one, which one would you cut?" Issue digital cameras microscopes came out, everyone says: "Of course cutting down tree thick in! "old professor smile, said:" The tree is just an ordinary thick poplar, and pine tree is thin, and now you will be cut down which one, "as we thought, pine Comparison precious, and said: "Of course, cutting red pine, and poplar is not worthless!"
Old professor looked at us with a constant smile, and asked "that if the microscope lenses Poplar is straight, while the red pine had seven distorted eight-twisting, you will cut down which one," We feel some doubt, said: "If this is the case or cut poplar, pine winding, what can be done! "old professors eyes shining, and we guess he has to add conditions, and sure enough, he said:" Although the straight poplar could be due to many years , in the led microscope light middle are mostly empty microscope led ring light when that happens, you will cut down which one? "
While the old professors do not understand what the snake oil medicine, we were still given the conditions of his departure, saying: "It was cutting pine, poplar are hollow, and even did not use!" Old professor immediately asked: " However, red pine, although not hollow, but Shenzhen escort it is distorted too drastically, cut up and very difficult, you will be cut down which one? "We simply do not consider him in the end would like to draw any conclusions, said:" it would cut Yang the tree, the same Meisha Dayong, of course, easy to pick the chop chop! "old professor asked not to be breathing in:" But there is a bird's nest above the poplars, a few young birds are hiding in the nest, which one would you cut? " Finally, someone asked: "Professor, you are asked to ask to go, resulting in a while we cut down poplar, while Shenzhen massage cutting red pine, choose as your condition is always an increased number of changes, in the end you want to tell us what to test, what do ? "old professor put away a smile, said:" You ask yourself how no one, in the end Why do lumberjacks do? Although my ever-changing conditions, but the end usb microscope camera result depends on your initial motivation. If you want to take firewood, you the cut Poplar, want to craft, they cut pine. You will certainly not for no reason put Cheap coach purses forward tree felling ax in the mountains! "
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